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1.
All Aboard The Space Bus 04:51
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Make a Packed Lunch Bring your socks and bring a sponge Find your favourite seat The Emergency exits are here, here and here Put your seatbelt on and get ready Get ready for the journey of your life my friend Get ready to experience a space-time bend Hold on tight cuz it’s out of control I’ve got a one-way ticket through a big black hole If you really need a poo you should have no fear The toilet can be located just at the rear Sit back, relax, spread your legs out wide Cuz Octogoth are gonna take you on a ride So all aboard the bus minions Close mouth and open up the mind All aboard the bus minions Tip well if you could be so kind Don’t talk to the driver The doctor is busy the doctor is baked Skinning on his steering wheel He knows where he’s going cuz he’s got Sat Nav And the bus rides on, into your…. Mind your step when you go to the John When it’s dark outside there’ll be green light on Expect some mess when your mind is blown Expect your skin to pull on your bone When we’re halfway round we’ll stop for a break We’ll have a piss and a fag on Planet Bumcake We bring beats that make you fuck a duck WE ARE OCTOGOTH SO FUCKING BUCKLE UP …..fack off
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Mustafa Shufti 02:31
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GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR!! GET ON THE FLOOR! Big beard of mice Smelling very nice Like a radio That’s only been played twice Sneaking off to watch Pornographic things Mustafa you slut! Stop fingering your ring Further than the sky, in the bus we’ll fly Don’t get on my bus, I don’t want you there Killing space and time, singing nursery rhymes Mustafa you slut! You’ve made too much slime Are you ready to go again kids??? Ok, here we go!!!!! Big Bowl of rice Full of public lice Take your testicles And squeeze them in a vice Driving into space Eating human waste Mustafa you slut! Don’t rub it in your face Orbiting the stars, we’ll drop you off on Mars Cuz you’re still on our bus, and we don’t want you there Past the Milky Way, further everyday Mustafa you Slut! Your semen will decay Decay
3.
Queef 03:25
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I remember when your sister came to see me Normally she likes to keep it in the family Downstairs in the kitchen I was licking her beef She lay back, closed her eyes and began to Queef I stopped, stood up, stepped back and to my surprise I could not believe my ears, I could not believe my eyes I tried to find the words to describe my disbelief Good grief! She smiled and winked at me as she done another Queef My, my, my Why, why, why?! Queef to the left, Queef to the right Queef up and down it’s dynamite! Queef to the north, Queef to the south Queef in my nose and in my mouth Queef to the floor, Queef to the sky Please don’t Queef in Granddad’s eye Queef on a wall, Queef on a door Queef until you Queef no more
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Misty Mourning 03:25
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Milkman, farmer, postman, vet Someone out there killed my pet Just before I shoot my load My cat gets smeared on my road I don’t know who the culprit is How could anyone be so cruel as to kill my precious pet? Who killed my cat? Why would they do that? Who killed my cat? I liked my cat Mothers, brothers, sister’s nans I’ve got cat bits in my hands Picking insides from the street All that’s left is Wing Wah meat I’ve had some inside information I know who it was that done it You You cunt You fucking cunt… You killed my cat! Why would you do that you twat?! You killed my cat! I liked my cat! No way back, feline demise Mother cries as misty dies Don’t know why, don’t know how Misty makes one last meow Meow
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Hot Tod (The Falcon) 04:09
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Hot rod driving through a hot tod Steaming stink of dog rot Trapped up in your nostrils, Bovril Yes Wind-blow coming through your window Bouncing like a yo-yo, prolapse Pogo showgirl Yeah Big wave We are the nightmare We are the big scare We are the nightmare Bat piss, steaming pod of rat shit Seeping through your mosh pit Can you hear the call of The Metrognomes? Tick tock, can you hear the death clock? Sucking off a live cock Do you know McBurtis is a clone? Flip Flop
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Intergalactic Chocolate Quiche 03:55
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Hear the thunder rumblin’, rumblin’ in the east We really want something to eat The curse of rabid hunger, I nearly ate my fleece Intergalactic Chocolate Quiche Wooaaah, Intergalactic Chocolate Quiche Lorraine We march right through the mountains We battle with the beast We fight till death to get our feast We’ve lost a thousand soldiers Or so to say the least Intergalactic Chocolate Quiche And so we keep on marching single file and to the beat We’ve even marched right through your street And we will march forever, until we get our Quiche Intergalactic Chocolate Quiche
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beans 03:15
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Beans! Baked Beans! On toast! With cheese! First you need your beans and so you go and get the tin And then you need your bread so you get it out the bin You go back to your beans and then you put them in the pan Put them on the hob before you recycle the can Yo! Bring on the beans! Now your beans are on Make sure you stir the frequently You can add some butter if you like it buttery Putting bread in the toaster You can do this with so much ease Now’s about the time when you should start to grate the cheese Spread the butter on the toast Before it is too late Grab your toast and beans and cheese And put them on a plate Chuck in the microwave to add a little heat Get yourself some cutlery and now it’s time to eat!
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Jeremy Kyle 02:33
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I’m Jeremy Kyle Kyle! Once there was a man A man who walked past with a wallet in his hand He wore a brown leather jacket And jeans probably from George He looked so charming and happy Hands in his pockets, whistling Little did he know that he would empty his bowels I’m Jeremy Kyle Kyle! Where’s Graham the genius now you fuckin’ arsehole? Goth. Yes. That’s my name I never cut my hair because it grows again I’m wrapping and I’m rhyming Like a bitch on heat I’d like to give a shout out to my homies on the street; Kristoph Kaos Matchstick Mouse If I see you again I’m going to shit in your mouth Wrapping paper is not really rapping.
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Underwear Nightmare 03:23
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I jump off the bus right in your street We both why we’re gonna meet I get a funny feeling rising in my bowel I don’t know what it is but it smells foul I’ve got a poo in my pants, poo in my pants Poo in my pants again Poo in my pants, poo in my pants Poo in my fucking pants Poo, poo, poo, poo Why did it have to happen today? Why did it have to happen this way? There’s nowhere to wipe When I spending the night with you Stenches clogging up my every thought I wanna wipe my bum Bu I don’t wanna get caught It’s running down my leg and dripping in my shoe Gottsa sort it out cuz I’ve got poo, poo, poo Oh why can’t you help me? Why can’t it have been a wee? So what shall I just do? Oh no! I need another Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo shit
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Three Wooden Legs And A Puddle Of Piss 03:25
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You don’t know what I’ve seen Put me down, you don’t know where I’ve been And you cannot do what I can And you’re not me because I am There she blows Margaret’s nose Slaves are moving on the waves Their crashing into caves, wreck Hit the deck The ships are sinking and they drown My shipmates going down The captain can’t be found no Here we go I’ve cut my legs off Cock I had to cut it off And stick a chair leg on Shit! I can’t piss and now I’m angry So Mum, please can you pass the rum? Got splinters in my bum now Show me how to sink The Pink Clam Three wooden legs, three wooden legs Three wooden legs and a puddle of piss
11.
Ross Me Off 04:32
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Ross me off with an oven glove Ross me off with a great white shark Ross me off with an electric fence don’t leave me wanking in the dark Ross me off with a dying goose Ross me off with a bottle of gin Ross me off with a monkey’s fist Ross me off with almost anything Ross me off with a violin Ross me off with a candlestick Ross me off with a DVD Don’t stop your Rossing until I’m sick everywhere Ross me off with a rotten tooth Ross me off with your uncle’s shoe Ross me off with a bowl of soup Being Rossed off is my favourite thing to do Shapes coming down over me Red and green and blue Look in my eyes and you will see That I am you and your are me Walls all around my mind Fluid noise The sound Gnomes digging holes in my eyes In the morn and through the night Green Octopus drinking wine Bathing us in slime Space is a dream of a man We are all one mind Mankind
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Horrible Mainstream Electric Noise 03:35
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Horrible Mainstream Electric Noise! Let’s Get Gothic!

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The debut album by Octogoth And The Plastic Tupperware Band

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released September 28, 2013

Recorded and mixed at The Moonbase in Coventry, UK by Jon Moonbear.

Cover art by Dave

Octo: Bass, electric guitar (Tracks 1 and 11), Vocals
Goth: Vocals (all tracks), Drums (Tracks 6, 9, 11, and 12)
White Shadow: Guitar, Bass (Tracks 1 and 11)
Curtis McBurtis: Keys
Geoffa Cake: Drums (Tracks 2, 3, 5 and 8)
Bin Delieu: Drums (Tracks 1, 4, 7 and 10)

All music written and performed by Octogoth and The Plastic Tupperware Band

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